i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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