**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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