hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Pants are for mortals
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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