Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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I lost the right to judge tonight
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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