okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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