do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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