I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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