Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize