i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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