No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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