well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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