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(603): View more from New Hampshire

theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them

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(603): theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them http://tfl.nu/ul8u

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.

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(715): Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's. http://tfl.nu/k4yu

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(678): View more from Georgia

You can't date a girl from every country.

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I'm the captain planet of women

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(678): You can't date a girl from every country. (770): I'm the captain planet of women http://tfl.nu/8wp1

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(415): View more from California

I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?

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(415): I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first? http://tfl.nu/brke

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.

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(484): there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself. http://tfl.nu/ays9

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(937): View more from Ohio

Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea

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(937): Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea http://tfl.nu/o6ch

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(415): View more from California

Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.

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(415): Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited. http://tfl.nu/jdnb

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.

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(952): Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost. http://tfl.nu/9cwp

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(503): View more from Oregon

I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.

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Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.

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(503): I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature. (503): Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true. http://tfl.nu/zw1q

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?

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(702): I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love? http://tfl.nu/7zb0

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(925): View more from California

crossed #23 off the Slucket List!

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YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.

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(925): crossed #23 off the Slucket List! (1-925): YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING. http://tfl.nu/ln8o

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(440): View more from Ohio

the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius

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(440): the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius http://tfl.nu/488p

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(503): View more from Oregon

Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?

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(503): Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right? http://tfl.nu/3qlx

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(434): View more from Virginia

They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.

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(434): They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me. http://tfl.nu/rhi7

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(778): View more from British Columbia

we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"

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(778): we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon" http://tfl.nu/dp34

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