im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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