Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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