i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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