Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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