Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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