btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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