who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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