Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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