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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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