I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
There r osticjed everywhere
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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