38 yer olds are good kisserssss
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize