last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Please don't give away my fajitas
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