Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
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So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I see more hoeing in ur future
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