? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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