Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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