I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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