There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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