So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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