Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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