Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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