Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Ikea night.
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I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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