you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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