so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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