Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I think I just sharted jello shots
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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