no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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