We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You can't just leave with hair like that
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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