who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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