You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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