margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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