it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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