Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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