lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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