I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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