Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Pants are for mortals
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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