i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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