Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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