her vagine was all disorganized.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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