kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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